We’re here to keep you updated on the drunkenness that is taking place in Austin, TX this week! Check back daily for more updated tweets! Bottoms up!
@i_ADH OH at #SXSW: “I’ve been drinking since 8am.” I now feel like I’m slacking for starting my drinking at noon.
@megdowdy At the Google rooftop party: never seen so many hipsters drinking miller light non-ironically in my life. #sxsw
@brandonstosuy If I continue using the #sxsw tag throughout the year, does that mean I continue drinking beer at 11am without shame? #sxsw
@loudpak_swisher i really just wanna get tipsy n enjoy the different music venues at sxsw.
@TheCaptain666 cant wait to meet so many drunk people who wont remember me #sxsw
@AlexAllTimeLow SXSW; we were drunk, but Google wasn’t.
@kinseyschofield If #sxsw has taught me anything so far it is that I need to get my tattoos removed and drunk people are unattractive.
@ADAMDEVINE Still drunk. Look like garbage. Ready to party all day at #workaholics house party!!! #SXSW
@brandonstosuy It’s not a festival until a drunk guy talks to you about how hot he bets satan’s wife is. #sxsw
@NicholsAccomp When I go to SXSW next week, I’m going to change my bio to “At SXSW getting drunk” because I’m going to be at SXSW getting drunk.
@Zonozi Now you can try to take advantage of me by getting me drunk tweet-a-beer.com good ol SXSW
@elowitz What the what? No free cocktails at the #sxsw bing party? Word on the street is bing must have finally ran out of money!
@saren #sxsw is all about hunting for electricity and resisting alcohol. Or is it the other way around?
@AndrewCrow OH: “This is a drinking conference with a panel problem” #sxsw
@nhoug I’d say I’m never drinking again but I’m already drinking again #sxsw
@Sousaphil Drinking beer and learning about data visualization. I love #sxsw
@DrinkArt Drinking some Drambuie cocktails at SXSW Thrillist Rocktails!
@SxSdom I guess it’s now safe to announce: free food, free drinks, & free music at every other bar for the next five days. #sxsw
@evanhamilton “I could’ve earner enough money during my time waiting in line for free drinks to have paid for them.” #sxsw