Booohooo…(sniffle, sniffle)…whoooo, wahhhh…(sniffle, sniffle)…I just don’t believe it…My most favorite jalapeno peppers…DIVORCED! After 7 years! Whyyyyy! Sorry, give me a sec to compose myself. Whatever happened to the sanctity of marriage! Especially in Hollywood these days.
Alright, now, lets get the facts out of the way. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony married in 04′, pumped out a couple kids, twins actually, 3 year old Max and Emme. This will be J-Lo’s 3rd divorce in the books, and now her world renowned booty is back and up for grabs!
The couple reported to People magazine on Friday, and I quote, “we have decided to end our marriage. This was a very difficult decision. We have come to an amicable conclusion on all matters”…and of course, “it is a painful time for all involved, and we appreciate the respect of our privacy at this time.” Nothing against the newly single…weds? but why do all celebs announce their status to the world and then ask for their privacy? Something a commoner like me will never understand. Well if you’re going to be following the story, let me save you some time. It’s going to be a lot of Starbuck baby exchanges, decked out in all black attire, along with masking sunglasses. Nothing too interesting. Only difference from normal people is that they’ll save the divorce-bickering for the cell-phone as opposed to the more common, but yet more theatrical argument in the parking lot. One thing I do look forward to is the spiteful rebound dating and believe me these two are going to do it smashingly.