Kate Winslet saves the day

Kate Winslet saves the day! While Richard Branson’s $70 million Necker Island estate burned down from a lightning bolt at 4am, Kate Winslet heroically ran into the flaming inferno and carried out Granny Branson in one arm and stroller in the other, rambo style. The lightning that struck the Branson estate was part of Irene’s wrath. This tropical storm is no match for RamboWinslet. Branson commented later on stating, “I am forever in Kate’s debt for saving my mother and leaving my X mother-in-law behind.” No he didn’t, it’s a joke, it’s a joke…Tipsy always flies Virgin America! There, I’m safe.