You know what really ruffles my feathers? UGGS in the summer…Yeah sure they look good, but there’s a time and place for everything, and that rule definitely applies to eskimo gear. That kind of thing just grosses me out. Really gets me going. 90 degree heat, sweaty feet…Grotesque I tell you! As if the human foot isn’t disgusting enough. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Disagree? You wanna go?! I’m right here!…Miss Sweaty feet, Pssh!
– The Pissed Off Peacock
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