@AGuyWithNoLife Can’t wait for E!’s new Special ‘Kim Kardashians Fairytale Divorce’…
@hwoodpartygirl Sooo Kim K and Kris Humphries are dunzo already. So much for that fairytale wedding. Bet she’s so glad she got a prenup right about now!
@DanWolken I’ll give Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries this. Their marriage lasted longer than the revival of Charlie’s Angels.
@cristinaeverett Way to ruin my morning, Kim Kardashian
@PeytonsHead If you picked “lockout” in the “What will last longer, the NBA lockout or Kris Humphries’ marriage to Kim Kardashian” pool, you win!
@richarddeitsch I no longer believe in love: TMZ is reporting Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from Kris Humphries.
@annadavid You’ve got to admire Kim Kardashian for being just so…Kim Kardashian #ormaybeyoudont
@MzGossipGirl Kim Kardashian knows exactly how to stay in the news. She’s a tabloid Jedi master.
@BravoAndy Thanks for the entertainment, Kim Kardashian.
@alexblagg Thank god gay people can’t legally marry each other and destroy the sanctity of what Kim Kardashian did.
@rupertnoffs Breaking news: Kim Kardashian is the new Star Jones… #ItsANiceDayForAFakeWedding
@TheTweetOfGod If Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries can’t stay together, every other married couple in the world still can.
@mikeyerxa Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce after 72 days and spending 10 million dollars on her wedding. That’s $138,888 for each day of marriage.
@BravoAndy Do they have to return the gifts???
@robdelaney Kim Kardashian’s sex tape was longer than her marriage.
@sofifii I feel nothing over Kim K’s divorce. Maybe I am growing up. Or maybe that family has taken every emotion left from me.
@BreakiingNews BREAKING: Kim K is single again and the McRib is back…Black men are having the best week of their lives.
@ryanjnoonan Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce. During this difficult time, the Kardashian family requests as much attention as possible.
@littleylittley I wonder if the divorce will effect Kris Humphries’ @Klout score…-K all around. #SocialMediaBoyProblems
@JonathanValdez Kim K trying to be the new J.Lo w/ that single & her marriages. Is there going to be a 3 hour divorce special? is E! paying for the divorce?
@SamiaKhan Kim Kardashian filed for divorce?! #whyyoudontmarrysomeonewithsamenameasyourmom
@AlbieManzo I have nothing funny to say- nothing. #yourmoveKimK
@BreakiingNews Stevie Wonder comments on Kim K filing for divorce saying “DAYM! EVEN I SEE THAT COMING”…
@sashacharnin “Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.” Zsa Zsa Gabor BAM!
@GloZell Kris Humphries thought he was going to stay married to Kim Kardashian…He should have read the script.
@babystylekate Dear #Kardashian PR masterminds, contact me ASAP. I’d like to make $18 million on my wedding day too.