@OprahReadsNews EARTHQUAKES FOR EVVVVVeeerrryyyyOOOOnnnneeeeeee!!! New York gets an earthquake, DC gets an earthquake, Virginia gets an earthquake…
@chrismanzo over the earthquake, which is the new plankng, which was the new royal wedding, which was the new rapture, which was the new winning
@cristinaeverett Where’s Ryan Gosling when you need to be saved now?? #earthquake
@babystylekate @dkny Doesn’t the earth know it’s almost #NYFW?
@BradWalsh I was unable to pay my federal taxes from 2004-2010 because of the earthquake
@Juli_Gold I just want my “I Survived the Earthquake in NYC Summer 2011” t-shirt
@MrBabyCakes “Earthquake” in NYC? Really? Get over yourself New Yorkers.
@Aqua174 Has anyone blamed Barack Obama for the earthquake yet?
@M15_Lounge Earthquake Party at M1-5 thursday – Saturday. Drink till you shake.
@RayRaytheActor ❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔I Survived a Earthquake #Swagggg
@HuggyLowdownDC Waiting For Michelle Bachman to Release A Statement Saying ThisEarthquake was Mother Nature’ Way of Saying GAS SHOULD BE TWO DOLLRS!
@erinbury Best place to not feel an earthquake: The Eaton Centre. Only thing I felt today was buyer’s remorse.
@confederateyank Earthquake today, Hurricane by the weekend. When the Potomac turns to blood and the locusts come, will DC finally get a clue?
@CityBoyJet R.I.P to everybody hairlines that was getting shape ups in the barber shops during the earthquake.
@Jeff_Pirro That wasn’t an earthquake. Chuck Norris moved a mountain to get to the other side.